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Thursday, September 22, 2016

Yeah...I Got Nuthin'



Good Morning!  Before we go into our gospel lesson for today, I feel the need to ask for your assistance.   What I propose is very simple - I’m going to read to you gelled down versions of all the gospel texts we’ve had since the beginning of August followed by who preached on them.  I want you tell me if you notice a pattern.  To begin:
August 7th : “It is the Father’s good pleasure to give you the kingdom” – Pastor Don
Aug 14th I have not come to bring you peace but the sword – Pastor Keven
 Aug 21st The old woman healed on the Sabbath – Pastor Don
Aug 28th Humble yourself so you may be exalted – Pastor Craig
Sep 4th Hate your Father and Mother – Pastor Keven
 Sept 11th Welcoming Sinners – Pastor Craig
…and now this week I get “How to make friends by stealing from your boss.” 
The question I have to ask here … is it just me?  I mean, I don’t want to name any names, Don and Craig, but if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were pranking the new guy.  Now, I know that would never happen in Chuck Prokosh’s church, and with such pillars of seriousness as Jeremy Webber and Raymond Staffa, I know that can’t possibly be the case.  But, guys, I’m seriously in danger of developing a reputation here!  “Oh, whose preaching today at Eastside?  Uh, oh.  Looks like old “hate thy mother and thy father” Glassel’s preaching from the pulpit again.”  A little variety, please!  I mean the holidays are coming up, I don’t want to preach on Herod’s slaughtering of the innocents over Christmas!
                Now, I’ll be the first to admit our text for this week is extremely difficult, it is by far one of the most confusing things Jesus has ever been recorded as saying.  Would you like to know how difficult this text is?  In preparation for this week, after pouring over the history and the language, after double checking the Greek and looking over Luke as a literary whole, after spending hours and hours letting it all gel …yeah, I got nothing.  This text was really frustrating, it’s oddly placed and the content is just strange.  Even the other gospels avoid this story!  Matthew, Mark, and John are all looking at Luke and saying, “THAT’s the story you put in?” I even looked in the commentaries, both modern and classic, and you know what I found out?  They don’t have a clue either.  I did find a translation that worked well.
                Jesus told his disciples: “There was a rich man whose manager was accused of wasting his possessions. So he called him in and asked him, ‘What is this I hear about you? Give an account of your management, because you cannot be manager any longer.’ “The manager said to himself, ‘What shall I do now? My master is taking away my job. I’m not strong enough to dig, and I’m ashamed to beg— I know what I’ll do so that, when I lose my job here, people will welcome me into their houses.’ “So he called in each one of his master’s debtors…  “The master commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly. For the people of this world are more shrewd in dealing with their own kind than are the people of the light. I tell you, use worldly wealth to gain friends for yourselves, so that when it is gone, you will be welcomed into eternal dwellings.”
                The translation is nice, much more preachable, but there’s just one problem.  It doesn’t actually say that!  I mean other than the fact you are deliberately misconstruing Scripture, I guess it’s ok.  So, here we have a gospel text that stumps the lawyer/preacher, confuses the commentators, and is so strange that even translators are embarassed by it to the point where they feel the need to cover it up.  That’s how tough this text is.  So, Don, you were busy this week, that’s why you wanted to switch?
                So the question is, what are we supposed to learn from this?  What’s the point of putting this story in the lectionary?  Why preach on it at all?  Well, as it turns out, I think it’s actually here for a very good reason.  Quite a few reasons, to be honest.  And perhaps I am exaggerating things a bit to say, “I’ve got nothing,” but the reality is this text is rather inscrutable.  I do have an interpretation to give but that interpretation is only my best guess.  It’s not going to be any better than yours or anybody else’s and I have no right to pretend otherwise.  I think, though, that is the first lesson our text provides: that when you come to Scripture, be prepared to be humbled.
                Luther himself said that if there be any disagreement between men, that the only godly recourse is to have them both come to the Scriptures as beggars looking for bread.  I find I cannot disagree with that sentiment, for beggars we are.  No matter what job we have, no matter how many protections we have built up, how many insurance policies we pay for, it can all fall apart in a matter of moments.  Though we have had many technological breakthroughs, though we cure diseases that once scourged the ancients, though we fulfilled that ancient human wish of flying with the birds and searching out the mysteries of the deep, we all still exist by God’s grace alone.  It is not by our intellect, not by our power, that knowledge gets revealed to us, and the meaning of every verse in our Scriptures will only become apparent when God wishes it so.  Not before.  So when we come across texts like this, when we read in Exodus that Moses’ wife Zipporah saved her husband from God’s wrath by circumcising him and touching his flesh with the skin, when we read in the book of Kings that God wanted an excuse to be mad at the Israelites so he made King David screw up so he could punish them, we know that the first lesson these texts teach is humility.  The reality is we don’t know their meaning.  Our Scriptures, ladies and gentlemen, are comprised of documents that are at least 2000 years old, all from long dead cultures, penned in three long dead languages, and all authored by very long dead people.  And when I think of that, when I really dwell there, I realize the miracle of the scriptures is that any of these texts should speak to us at all.  That after years of study that this pastor can only think of three difficult portions within a whopping 66 of these ancient books is an amazing testament to God’s providence.
                The second lesson I think this text teaches is the need to be uncomfortably honest with one another.  This is not something we Americans are good at.  Indeed, in our culture it’s assumed that we hide things, that we deliberately misinform people and we’ll get mad at you if you don’t play this particular game.  The answer to “how are you doing” is not about eliciting an honest response anymore than “how does this outfit make me look!”  And let me tell you, that it is assumed we hide important things from each other gets built even into seminarian education.  It was rammed home to me time and time again how I need to meet perceptions as a pastor, that I must always have an answer, that I must always seem like the expert.  And I thought to myself, “Oh, there’s a resume zinger if I ever heard one.”  “Keven Johnson-Glassel, appears knowledgeable and is really good at seeming like an expert.”  I don’t want to appear knowledgeable.  I don’t want to deceive people into thinking I’m an expert.  My position here behind this pulpit is not pretend to be an expert but to actually be an expert.  And as an expert I am here to tell you there are still lots of stuff in these books we’re trying to figure out.  So when reading your Bibles, it’s okay to be confused.  We get that way, too. 
                And I think that’s the third lesson this text teaches.  That it’s ok to fail.  We don’t need to get awe inspiring wisdom out of scripture every time.  We don’t need to get mystical fulfillment out of scripture every time.  We don’t even need to get a meaning out of scripture every time.  What we need to do is to show God we tried - that we are willing to struggle and wrestle with the words even though we might fail.  Valuing Him enough to put our egos aside and be confronted with our ancestor’s experiences of Him I think means more than any Bible commentary and is far more spiritually fulfilling than any sermon.
                And that’s what we try to model for you up here.  That it’s okay to struggle with this.  Often times, if you just keep at it, it is very rare that you’ll get nothing out of a particular verse or text.  Something profound almost always comes.  So, yes, this text was difficult for me, and it outwitted every single one of my resources: from language, history, culture, and scholarship.  But I asked God for help, the same option you all have, and while I wasn’t given anything like a definitive answer, I was given something helpful that I had never considered before. 
                Now, it’s pretty clear that Jesus doesn’t want you to steal so you can make friends, so you can just calm down right now, but given that there are two things that jump out at me.  First and foremost, the fate of the unrighteous manager is not stated.  While the rich man praises his shrewdness he does not say he can still be manager.  The second thing that jumps out at me, however, is, yes, this man is dishonest.  Yes, this manager is a thief, and when he helps people it is only in the most lazy, self-serving way possible.  So yes, the accusation laid at the manager in this parable is that he is a lazy, dishonest, self-serving sinner who helps people, but the reality is the accusation laid against me might very well be I am a lazy, dishonest, self-serving sinner who doesn’t.  In the upside-down world of the gospel, salvation is an active sought-after thing.  God wants us to be saved, he wants us to give him at least some excuse to come to our rescue.  Now I don’t mean this in a works-righteousness kind of way, we in no way earn God’s grace.  I will not insult the Father by trying to buy what God offers for free.  Rather I believe our actions evidence our intent, and if we want to be saved it means we have to act like it.  Have no illusions, ladies and gentlemen. When the time comes for us to meet our Maker don’t think for a minute that all we didn’t do will be some kind of defense.  I think to a great extent, the unrighteous manager is us.  That’s how God sees us.  We are all lying, thieving, self-serving and lazy.  We can’t help it.  Even when we do good, there is still a part of us that does it for evil reasons.  It’s what we are.  As St. Augustine himself said, I cannot not sin.  The question is not whether I will refrain from sin; that is out the question, but whether I will help others despite my own sinfulness, to give God even a pathetic excuse to come spare my sorry hide.  That, I think, is the point of this text.
                But once again, that is only one interpretation among many that are possible.  So, I invite you as your pastor, read this for yourself!  Go to God and ask him to reveal what you need out of the text, do not let these pages go unturned.  The books of our Bible have frustrated many.  Luther himself is said to have thrown a copy of Revelations into the river.  The words in our Scriptures can be inscrutable, but there is wisdom and purpose there, thousands of years worth of experiences, successes and failures.  You will not find such treasure in any other book on earth.  So go home this afternoon and open these pages anew.  The worst that will ever happen is that you’ll be forced to preach about it, but even then you will still find riches meant only for you.  Amen and Amen.  

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